Didn’t see this one in Sunday School

Twisted Humor?

So, I was reading through a forum and ran across a few scriptures I don’t recall ever seeing before. Upon reading, the text inspired a sincere belly laugh. I’m not going to dissect or over-analyze this one. I’ll just sum it up as humor. I don’t need all the answers to life’s mysteries at once. My head would probably explode.

2 Kings 2:23-24

23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two she bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

Moral of the story: Don’t make bald prophets angry, or face impending she-bears.

I think I have to repent…

lol

Disclaimer: I do not condone the cursing, mauling, or harming of boys; even if they jeer you. No death threats please!

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